YOU MIGHT BE A PACKER FAN IF…
-The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your
-You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner
table in front of her kids.
-Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.
-You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
-You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different
-You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
-Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, y’all
watch this! ”
-You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
-Your family tree doesn’t fork.
-You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
-You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right
off its wheels.
-You take a six-pack cooler to church.
-The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down, depending
on how much gas it has in it.
-You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.
-One of your kids was born on a pool table.
-You just need one more hole punched in your card to get a
freebie at the House of Tattoos.
-You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
-Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.