9-Theres a goofy-looking rodent running across the bottom of your tv screen during the race and it's not your pet rat.
8-Local Jiffy Lube offers free tire rotation if they don't complete any oil chane in less than14.5 seconds.
7-It's 1 p.m. on a Sunday and your local Walmart is practically deserted.
6-Your neighbor's started climbing through his car window again when he leaves for work.
5-Your boss answers every question with"You and me both",Junior.
4-You finally put away the santa spitoon and break out he one feauturing D.E.JR. 3-The $1 bill in your change has in barney hall we trust on the bottom. 2Find yourself humming-NAPA Know How in the shower.#1-Your minister ends his Sunday sermonwith Boogity Boogity Boogity Lets go racing boys.