For The Guys In The Pits ...

The Unknown Pit Guy

Well I'm not the kind to show and tell
But I've been seen with Wendy
I've never been on Teee-Veeee before, such a chore!
I've been on fire in practice,
Gone fast with a guy named Joe(y)
But somehow I just never get any credit

It's a death defying life I lead, I take my chances
I'd die for a living in NASCAR and TV
But the hardest thing I ever do, is watch my winning driver
Kiss the Sprint girl, while I'm bandaging my knee...

I might fall from a tall pit box, I might make a wining car
Cause I'm the unknown pit guy that made Johnson such a star!

I've never spent much time in school, but here they teach us plenty
It's true we hire our bodies out for pay! Hey hey !
I've gotten burned by Tony Stewart, blown up next to Ryan Newman
But when it winds up in the news, it's just about them! Hey hey !

I might sprint back to the hauler or Tarzan from a vine
Cuz I'm the unknown pit guy that makes Edwards look so fine

They'll never put me in charge, but I got the best idea's
Some day I got 'em as far as the eye can see – ooo-wee
A morning drive with Kyle Busch, a crash in the night with Montoya
But in the end they never listen to me

I might trip on the hose, so Kurt Busch won't get hurt
I might fix his broken car so he can still be a jerk
And when he pushed me to the ground, I'm just kissin dirt
Yes I'm the unknown pit guy that helped make a driver out of Kurt

This is great...........did you re write this? I'm impressed! Except now we have a girl as a member of the pit crew.......

Thank you Annalee... and yes, I wrote it.

I like to play with songs, 'weird Al Yankovich' style. LOL

I have about maybe 10 or so I've done that are Tony or SHR related.

I should post them all one day .... Smokies Silly Songs.... LOL