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Post Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:43 am

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There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a path way for a hundred years, when one day an angel
comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change positions. This time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and YOU $hit on its head.'

:shock: :lol: .....and what were YOU thinking????..... :lol: :shock: ;)
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Post Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:21 am

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Guilty! :? My mind was in the gutter. ;) :lol: :lol:
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Post Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:33 pm

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Well, it wasn't what the answer is. :o :o :o :o :o
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Post Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:38 pm

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A union captain walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama's victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican.

So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union captain.

The union captain once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union captain once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union captain asks the bartender, "What the he!! is the matter with that Republican? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly a$$ does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."
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Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:44 pm

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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
.................Holding the bucket up he said,'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast. :lol: :shock: 8-)
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Post Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:06 pm

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Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen."

Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer completely messed up now."
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Post Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:10 pm

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My father would have known it was a computer problem and said ... "get 30 lb sledge and swing away...one swing is all it will take, guaranteed." :lol:
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Post Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:15 pm

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Is this your father?



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(I know it was an ad) ;)
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Post Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:17 am

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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. So, he wrote Santa a letter requesting the $100.00 as a Christmas gift.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to Santa , they decided to send it to President Obama. Obama was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank you note to Santa, which read:

Dear Santa: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington , D.C. and our tax loving president Obama took $95.00 in taxes out of my original $100.00! Next time, please skip Washington, DC, and just bring it with you on Christmas eve. The local post office sent the reply, also addressed to Santa, to the president. He was not amused, and the little boy's parents are now being audited by the IRS.
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Post Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:51 am

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Post Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:43 am

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Hmmmmmm, I wonder if all the Doomsday-Preppers r Still in their Bunkers??? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Post Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:05 am

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I'm still here. Seems like many of my SHR GG buddies are, too. :D :D
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Post Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:25 pm

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I was wondering if I slept through the BOOM, would I wake up this morning? I did sleep through it, and everything looks the same today! No BOOM, question unanswered...
14 to win in '14

He has Risen!

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Post Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:27 pm

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Maybe we floated in our sleep & slowly drifted back to our beds. Maybe it was that quick.

lol :lol:
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