"DO IT AGAIN!" MARTINSVILLE THIS SUNDAY!

oh rochelle, yes jimmie johnson the 5time sprint cup champion, the same jimmie johnson that won the tittle 5 years in a row, the same jimmie johnson who has 60 wins since 2002, his name is taboo, even if you typed JJ, it would still mean jimmie johnson 5 time sprint cup champion, when a driver is that good why not brag...

hahahaha, you crack me up...

Ryan was 11th in the 2nd practice with his 10 lap average. Pretty good.

Funny, I read this in the Stewart Entertainment email I got yesterday, it's a quote from Tony...

WERE YOU SURPRISED THAT MATT BORLAND WANTED TO GET BACK TO BEING A CREW CHIEF? “No. He’s pretty much a company guy. He wants to do whatever is best for the company. That’s what Ryan wanted, so that’s what we made happen.”

I guess Ryan finally had enough. Based on this, I take it as Ryan somewhat controlled his own "crew chief destiny". I just wish he hadn't waited almost 4 years... Hopefully, things are looking up

A couple of things...

Chevy39 is a honey boo boo fan? Awesome. I'm somewhat ashamed but I have her as one of my ringtones. I use it for MJ when he calls. That girl and her crazy family crack me up.

The Kyke/Ryan feud, if there really is one, is delicious. You wonder if they kissed and made up but I for one secretly hope not. Should be fun.

For the last time MJ please post all your comments about the 5 time champ in the JJ forum. You are beginning to get under people's skin.

For the last time MJ please post all your comments about the 5 time champ in the JJ forum. You are beginning to get under people's skin.[/quote]


are you serious??? i never bring the dude up, only when he is brought up or HMS is in the discussion, im sick n tired of bein the punching bag for this site when people have a stick up their behinds about something, my life is filled with physical pain, the only time i dont feel anything is for those 3 or 4 hours i sleep, then i come here for entertainment, and i gotta put up with people pissin n moaing cuz i like JJ, well screw that,

hmmmm, I've looked but can't, for the life of me, find the JJ forum...

Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

It's right above the Chad forum. Open your eyes little sister

Chevy39 is a honey boo boo fan? Awesome. I'm somewhat ashamed but I have her as one of my ringtones. I use it for MJ when he calls. That girl and her crazy family crack me up.

Never saw the show but saw a little on youtube!

who else said that kitty comment??? i know i heard it before, cant think of who...

oh rochelle, yes jimmie johnson the 5time sprint cup champion, the same jimmie johnson that won the tittle 5 years in a row, the same jimmie johnson who has 60 wins since 2002, his name is taboo, even if you typed JJ, it would still mean jimmie johnson 5 time sprint cup champion, when a driver is that good why not brag...

thats it!
That is it!
Now you brought down my wrath!
Now I am gonna bring Racer in here to give the full bio of JJ to explain why JJ is better or why he is a champion, but it isnt over there. Ohhhh no!
Then I am gonna have him point at the bio to show this is why he isnt better, it is all because of his past history (yes that would be pointing out why he is better but ignore that) so then we point out he is not better & point at the bio. Which yes means absolutely nothing to the point, but I figure if I always have to read the same responses, then now I will sick him on the JJ fans, & now you have to read a very long post saying nothing.
Then I am trying to figure out how to make this post even longer, but never saying a single point (Peanut Butter & Jelly) while getting as many words into this post. All the while trying to convince you that JJ never won a championship, & lucked into 95% of his good finishes. Bottom line is I am not done typing words on this post yet. So as soon (ribble dibble) you recognize JJ is just a midpacker racing in better equipment than women drivers, because they wont give women drivers good equipment no matter how much funding, which is why Ryan has never won a championship yet. Did Mention JJ's racing Bio yet? Well I am bringing in my expert in to deal with that. He explains nonsense better than I do , but I am learning. So wasnt paying attention is the post long enough for you to think I will never get those minutes back in my life. No well let me continue (the human heart is in the center not on the left side of the body) I am sending someone over to MJ's house to put ducktape over MJ's fingers so I never have to hear JJ & Championship in the same post ever again!

Signed by Ryan "a Rookie of the Year" Newman Fan

The Insecure Schmoopster

P.S. I dont think this post is full enough of jibberish yet so lets continue. (Hotdog wrappers for everyone) Anytime you say anything that could remotely be construed as negative towards Ryan, I am going to repost this post with the full JJ bio to point out why you are wrong. Dont try & make sense of this, it doesnt have too. Just picture me pointing at the JJ Bio page & saying "nope! Your wrong!" In fact just for me to cover all bases. When say something good about Ryan, I will take it as a negative, then I will start this whole post over again pointing at the JJ bio & with a blank look on my face so "nope your wrong" What is the matter with you cant you read? it is all right here in black & white.

Ok I hope this post was long enough stating nothing, but if it isnt please let me know if I can add anything to it.
So to recap, your not allowed to say anything bad about Ryan. In fact your not allowed to say anything about Ryan because if you say he is the greatest driver ever. I will figure out a way to think you are bashing him, & I will go all defensive mode on you!!!! I mean honestly MJ. Have you seen JJ's Bio? It is all right there. It explains it all! Your Wrong, Ryan is Right.
Yeah I know he hasnt said anything, but just know when he does, he is.
Ok now I think it is long enough.

Oh & one more thing ............

huh?

LMAO, hot dog wrappers for everyone...

Are those Martinsville hot dog wrappers by any chance? I've been dying to try those...

dunno

That was an EPIC rant Schmoopy, you have learned well grasshopper