Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

This morning my husband of 24 years and I were watching last night's Race Hub on the DVR. There was a small segment on Jimmie Johnson and I believe when I saw his face I may have let out an "ICK". That's when he said(and I quote), "I love JJ...I have man love for him." I could not believe my ears.

Help me Abby...do I divorce him right away, do we seek some counseling, or should I maybe ban him from going to Lowe's at all? He wears 24 gear at the track and has always been a Jeff Gordon fan but I have always overlooked that character flaw.

signed...Troubled in Texas

Dear Troubled in Texas,

Change the locks.

Yours,
Dear Abby

ok Divorce, change locks and put out a restraining order.....quick!!! then call the nearest mental faciility and let them know u got a big one....lolol



tc

Dear Troubled in Texas,

Change the locks.

Yours,
Dear Abby

HAHAHAHA

Dear Troubled,
Wear your Tony and Ryan gear 24 hours a day....including in bed. Talk SHR continuously. If this has not converted your hubby by the next raceday, load the double barrel and show him the door. He is beyond hope and certifiable! Good luck!
Abby

oh no. lol lol



tg

Dear Troubled,
Wear your Tony and Ryan gear 24 hours a day....including in bed. Talk SHR continuously. If this has not converted your hubby by the next raceday, load the double barrel and show him the door. He is beyond hope and certifiable! Good luck!
Abby

"Certifiable" - I like that, good one!

Jeff Gordon and Jimmy Johnson ? My father was right,some things you should keep to yourself.

Dear Troubled in Texas,
This is a Bad case of "A.D.D." Give him 2 SHR Chill Pills per day untell the Bristol race.


If no result's, Install locks & Dead Bolts on ur Bedroom Door!!!!

Abby

Dear Troubled in Texas,
This is a Bad case of "A.D.D." Give him 2 SHR Chill Pills per day untell the Bristol race.


If no result's, Install locks & Dead Bolts on ur Bedroom Door!!!!

Abby

Come on now,after 24yrs. what is locking the bedroom door gonna do?

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Dear Troubled in Texas.
Your hubby forgot the golden rule of Vegas. "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas". He should have waited a week to confess his man love....

Dear Troubled in Texas, theres one thing JJ can give him just sayin'