DEEP THOUGHTS

What if?

The advantage of being color blind is that you can always solve the Rubiks Cube.

I take my wife everywhere..........but she always finds her way home.

I take my wife everywhere..........but she always finds her way home.

I do the same thing. Some times I wonder if it's a good thing or bad...lol

from the great mind of henny youngman "take my wife please."

Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream

Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream

So why do you close your eyes when you sneeze?

Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream

So why do you close your eyes when you sneeze?

to keep them from popping out LOL

LOL

a lil backstory here: I always wear Wrangler jeans (13MWZ), sometimes I wear my cowboy hat.

anyhow, this uppity b!tch (leathery looking skin w/ lots of caked on makeup...reminded me of Jimmy Swaggert's wife) asked me where my horse was, I told her it was between my legs and she was too ugly to ride.

it is all #### and giggles until someone giggles and shits............

^^^^^^^^best one yet^^^^^^^^

ty, i thought it made sense, means im hangin round you too much

have you seen "Hall Pass" yet?
there's a funny scene in that movie where this chick is trying to puke (but she's just dry-heaving)... instead she sh!ts all over the bathroom wall.

the epitome of "funny sh!t"

dude that is gross, but sounds funny, im very low brow so i should enjoy that...........