DEEP THOUGHTS

The average drunk, despite the sometimes swaggering (and staggering) exterior, is very much capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy and caring. However, these feelings just don't involve anyone else.

a once wise drunk said to a girl at the club, "why dont you come home and have sex with me, its gonna happen whether your their or not."

a wise Japanese man once said " wax on, wax off, daniel son."

...Daniel son wax off...

if i fart in the woods, does it make a sound?

Nope just a smell.........pewwwwww!

and all the woodland creatures run the other way.

Lol, I am looking for the words to add somethin' nope got nuthin'!

lt my farts dont stink!! come over here and ill hold ya down so you can be experienced, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"NO OPEN FLAMES"

As the ole lady says "Hava na da".....

Those that are fans of Everybody Loves Raymond will know what this means.

When a man is discussing a topic with another man, he is thinking "that's interesting"

When a man is discussing any topic with a woman, he is thinking "that's interesting, now take your top off"

When a man is discussing a topic with another man, he is thinking "that's interesting"

When a man is discussing any topic with a woman, he is thinking "that's interesting, now take your top off"

ROFL ... but true

im shocked jam! i never thought that!

it's amazing that any of us could scribe out philisophical "deep thoughts"

If people from Poland are called poles...then why aren't people from Holland called holes??