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jamo14

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Post Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:03 am

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The average drunk, despite the sometimes swaggering (and staggering) exterior, is very much capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy and caring. However, these feelings just don't involve anyone else.
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Post Thu Jun 09, 2011 5:58 am

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a once wise drunk said to a girl at the club, "why dont you come home and have sex with me, its gonna happen whether your their or not."
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Post Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:37 am

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michaeljohn wrote:a wise Japanese man once said " wax on, wax off, daniel son."


...Daniel son wax off... :lol:
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Post Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:17 am

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if i fart in the woods, does it make a sound?
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Post Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:51 pm

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Nope just a smell.........pewwwwww!
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Post Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:59 pm

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and all the woodland creatures run the other way. ;) :lol:
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Post Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:20 pm

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Lol, I am looking for the words to add somethin' nope got nuthin'!
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Post Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:25 pm

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lt my farts dont stink!! come over here and ill hold ya down so you can be experienced, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Post Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:15 pm

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"NO OPEN FLAMES" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:15 pm

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As the ole lady says "Hava na da".....

Those that are fans of Everybody Loves Raymond will know what this means.
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Post Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:32 pm

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When a man is discussing a topic with another man, he is thinking "that's interesting"

When a man is discussing any topic with a woman, he is thinking "that's interesting, now take your top off"
Do something with your life and go get me a beer.

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Post Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:35 pm

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jamo14 wrote:When a man is discussing a topic with another man, he is thinking "that's interesting"

When a man is discussing any topic with a woman, he is thinking "that's interesting, now take your top off"

ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ... but true
"I'll wreck my mom to win a championship. I'll wreck your mom to win a championship." - Tony Stewart, November 17, 2011

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Post Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:35 pm

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im shocked jam! i never thought that!
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Post Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:41 pm

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it's amazing that any of us could scribe out philisophical "deep thoughts"
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Post Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:51 pm

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If people from Poland are called poles...then why aren't people from Holland called holes??
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