His boots are made from Ostrich leather....his belt and wallet, from alligator.
He doesn't need subtitles when watching "My Redneck Wedding"
He knows what "~" means.
He graduated from a major University, but didn't need to.
He can do a keg-stand with little, to no help.
He doesn't drink Budweiser, he drinks Jamesweiser.
He can #### in the wind, and not get wet.
He IS the most interesting man in the world.
Thanks dude....but you didn't REALLY need to go thru all that trouble, just tell 'em I've been a member from day 1.
Unless you've experienced the Unconditional Love and Loyalty of a good dog, you have yet to live.
"GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS,ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS"[/[color=#FF4000]color]