Hey ya'll. Greetings from the Happy Holler Nursing and Retirement Center here in good ole Kaintuck. The place to come to have your brain washed and your mind tucked. Love it here!!! Well, lessee. I guess it's race time so give me a minute to fine tune my wheel chair and pick up my starting position. Oops - well shuckins, I got a flat tire on my chair and my pit crew is in the bathroom. Ya'll just go ahead and start without me and I'll catch up in a little while. Gentlemen, start your wheelchairs and let's goooooooooooo.