may I ask just one question you honor?
Judge: yes you may
Schmoop paces the courtroom, before carefully asking the question to Racer1 who is on the stand.
Schmoop: Did Danica's twitter & facebook following grow when Danica switched Racing series? *small pause* & need I remind you that I just want a one word answer & you are under oath.
Racer1 very proudly of Danicas popularity leans towards the mike : Yes!
Schmoop: There it is your honor. The proof if a race driver switches series, they will gain more facebook & twitter followers. I would like to announce this case closed.
Racer1 starts to speak up into the mike
Abruptly cut off by Schmoop: No more Questions
Racer1: yeah but .....
Schmoop: I said no more questions, you are dismissed
Racer1: no I have more to say........
Schmoop: your honor I motion for the witness to be gagged!
Racer1: you cant do that there are Mods!!!!
Judge: Baliff please restrain the witness & take him from this courtroom!
Racer1 screaming at Schmoop as he is carried from the courtroom: You wont get away with this! I know people!!!
Schmoop patiently awaits for the unruly witness to be carried out of the courtroom, once quiet again. Schmoop takes a moment, look towards the Judge: your honor may I side bar?
Judge: please do *motions to approach the bench*
Schmoop: you see I do not like Kurt Busch, but if he races at Indy I will hope he does well. it is another series. Curiousity alone will have fans of other series pay attention to him. Now some of those fans will start to like the new drivers. This is undeniable. Also they may have more anti fans when they switch to a new series, but this was never in question. To deny that switching racing series you would gain zero fans is beyond ridiculous. & should have never wasted your courtrooms time debating this your Honor. Oh. One other thing your Honor. F-1 is world wide. I imagine any successful driver in F-1 would have a ton of followers form all over the world. One more fun fact. There are F-1 drivers that admired Dale Sr. (as smug as F-1 drivers are, they still appreciate racing talent)
Judge: I fully agree with you. Ruling is Dale Jr. indeed would increase his popularity & twitter followers. Case dismissed *pounds the gavel*
Judge: let it be noted Schmoop, this courtroom apologizes to you for wasting your time on such a frivolous claim.
Schmoop: Thank you your honor, it is always a pleasure to come to your courtroom to win yet another case!
(racer1 please don't go explode. I am having fun with what is an obvious answer)
I guess you can go on a ranting tirade, who am I to tell you how to post.
Either way I will have fun with debating with whoever.