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Post Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:51 am

The Jimmie Johnson is filled with awesomeness thread

Okay since no one is allowed to say anything other than how good Jimmie Johnson is. I have decided to make a thread dedicated to god of NASCAR racing.

I made a song for him. Inspired heavily on the song I think I'm Based God. It is called I think I'm Jimmie Johnson

Oh my Gosh this is a celebration Ohhhh myyy Gaaawd
I think I'm Jimmie Johnson
Oh-my-gosh swag everywhere, everything

Race fans I think I'm Jimmie Johnson everything foreign
Race fans kissed my feet, I'm Jeff Gordon
30 on my car cause I'm still freaken touring
Based never die I be there next morning
#### Jimmie Johnson pinky ring that's a robbery
#### Jimmie Johnson all my #### think I'm Kasey Kahne
I'm Macintoshing, ring dipped in frosting
Young Jimmie Johnson got panties thrown at him in Loudon
Young Jimmie Johnson is an American superstar
Young Jimmie Johnson dammit I need another Espy
#### I'm Dale Earnhardt, Richard Petty
Everything working, this race fan gave me a car
Young Jimmie Johnson never fed my baby Sushi
You better kiss my ring cause I'm Richard Petty
Chain Johanna Long, I look like Paul Menard
Everyone has to love me, race fans it's Young Based Johnson


Chimmy chang chang race fans I think I'm Jimmie Johnson
30 on my car and I drive like Earnhardt
people f with me Imma go A-Wall
Race fans, bow down, I think I'm Jimmie Johnson

Peopke screw with me
Race fans screw with me
Strapped with a nine and I look like Kevin Harvick
30 on my car cause my crew chief has no rulesr
People who don't like Jimmie Johnson then I bet they aren't race fans
Race fans I'm David Pearson, #### I think I'm Based Johnson
Cheating my way to wins let you know that I'm hustlin
Five straight, West Berkley Thuggin
Word around town Jimmie Johnson bought a supplement today
Yeah I bought a supplement, I think I'm too lazy
Wife thinks I'm crazy, Wife I'll buy another one
Trickin off my ####-cap, payin for that head-game
Young Jimmie Johnson bought two more supplements for a threesome
Race fans that's my taxes, payin for that head-game
Screw what you heard I ain't got nothin to hear nothin
Race fans I'm so cold and I'm feelin like Ron Fellows
Race fans I think I'm Jimmie Johnson, whip that nark like Noah

Chimmy chang chang race fans I think I'm Jimmie Johnson
30 on my car and I drive like Earnhardt
people f with me Imma go A-Wall
Race fans, bow down, I think I'm Jimmie Johnson
Last edited by Smokeshow14 on Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:51 am, edited 2 times in total.
Cup: 14, 1, 29, 88, 99, 11, 17, 39, 15, 5, 2, 16
NW: 7, 31, 3, 11, 60, 88, 12
Trucks: 9, 88, 3, 7, 17, 31
IRL: 10, 11, 12, 26, 3, 38, 27
RIP Dan Wheldon
"Fight for Four"- Annalee
You got to have a big gigantic drum kit.
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Post Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:23 am

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Smokeshow14 wrote:Okay since no one is allowed to say anything other than how good Jimmie Johnson is. I have decided to make a thread dedicated to god of NASCAR racing.

I made a song for him. Inspired heavily on the song I think I'm Based God. It is called I think I'm based Johnson

Oh my Gosh this is a celebration Ohhhh myyy Gaaawd
I think I'm Jimmie Johnson
Oh-my-gosh swag everywhere, everything

Race fans I think I'm Jimmie Johnson everything foreign
Race fans kissed my feet, I'm Jeff Gordon
30 on my car cause I'm still freaken touring
Based never die I be there next morning
#### Jimmie Johnson pinky ring that's a robbery
#### Jimmie Johnson all my #### think I'm Kasey Kahne
I'm Macintoshing, ring dipped in frosting
Young Jimmie Johnson got panties thrown at him in Loudon
Young Jimmie Johnson is an American superstar
Young Jimmie Johnson dammit I need another Espy
#### I'm Dale Earnhardt, Richard Petty
Everything working, this race fan gave me a car
Young Jimmie Johnson never fed my baby Sushi
You better kiss my ring cause I'm Richard
Chain Johanna Long, I look like Paul Menard
Everyone has to love me, race fans it's Young Based Johnson


Chimmy chang chang race fans I think I'm Jimmie Johnson
30 on my car and I drive like Earnhardt
people f with me Imma go A-Wall
Race fans, bow down, I think I'm Jimmie Johnson

Peopke screw with me
Race fans screw with me
Strapped with a nine and I look like Kevin Harvick
30 on my car cause my crew chief has no rulesr
People who don't like Jimmie Johnson then I bet they aren't race fans
Race fans I'm David Pearson, #### I think I'm Based Johnson
Cheating my way to wins let you know that I'm hustlin
Five straight, West Berkley Thuggin
Word around town Jimmie Johnson bought a supplement today
Yeah I bought a supplement, I think I'm too lazy
Wife thinks I'm crazy, Wife I'll buy another one
Trickin off my ####-cap, payin for that head-game
Young Jimmie Johnson bought two more supplements for a threesome
Race fans that's my taxes, payin for that head-game
Screw what you heard I ain't got nothin to hear nothin
Race fans I'm so cold and I'm feelin like Ron Fellows
Race fans I think I'm Jimmie Johnson, whip that nark like Noah

Chimmy chang chang race fans I think I'm Jimmie Johnson
30 on my car and I drive like Earnhardt
people f with me Imma go A-Wall
Race fans, bow down, I think I'm Jimmie Johnson


i knew deep down you were a fan, awesome!
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Post Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:50 am

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I want to says what fabulous job Jimmie Johnson did finishing seventh and complaining about a caution that was for a car blowing up. That was so awesome!
Cup: 14, 1, 29, 88, 99, 11, 17, 39, 15, 5, 2, 16
NW: 7, 31, 3, 11, 60, 88, 12
Trucks: 9, 88, 3, 7, 17, 31
IRL: 10, 11, 12, 26, 3, 38, 27
RIP Dan Wheldon
"Fight for Four"- Annalee
You got to have a big gigantic drum kit.
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Post Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:16 am

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you really need help, if no one plays along with your games you make every thing personal, before i found it fun and amusing, now as many have suggested you sound like a lonely bitter jealous person, who is offended by certain drivers and their success, if i acted like this when i was so called "20" my mom would smack the crap out of me, and before you go making fun of J long and her looks, danica isnt that hot, she got crow lips with a voice to match, built like a boy, with the most hideous tattoo on her back, look like she went to a monkey to have that tattooed on, and another thing J long is where you claim to want to be, she is the same age, and she is in the NW series, where are you? sitting behind a middle of the screen coming off as some idiot that people are getting tired of, make fun of JJ all you want, doesnt bother me, just shows you how petty you are and jealous of him,
at least he is relevant in nascar and not like jamie mac, who gets lapped every week to finish 20th, who will soon be out of a ride and plays 2nd fiddle to the great Juan Pablo Montoya, there are some days i didnt even know jamie was racing cuz he is so far back in the back, or blown up the engine and the trans because he cant shift, he sucks so bad as a driver that the only one who wanted him was a owner that got id of him, that is something to be proud about, its funny how when people calll you out on your b.s. you single me out and the things i like, and thats fine, if your that pathetic and you have to find ways to get at me, go for it, your a sad excuse for a boy,
that is right i said BOY, which means childish...........
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Post Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:06 am

Re: The Jimmie Johnson is filled with awesomeness thread

Who cares about other drivers when Jimmie Johnson is on track! All eyes are on him! He is the man! He is God! I want to go to Lowes and buy some Kobalt tools so badly now! All thanks to JJ's awesomeness!

Made another song about him. Just visualize me playing the acoustic guitar.

How great is our Jimmie Johnson, sing with me how great is our Jimmie Johnson. All of heavens will sing how great, how great is our Jimmie Johnson.

raecar driver above all race car drivers. The king of the world. Everyone rejoice. Everyone rejoice!

How great is our Jimmie Johnson, sing with me how great is our Jimmie Johnson. All of heaven will sing how great, how great is our Jimmie Johnson.
Cup: 14, 1, 29, 88, 99, 11, 17, 39, 15, 5, 2, 16
NW: 7, 31, 3, 11, 60, 88, 12
Trucks: 9, 88, 3, 7, 17, 31
IRL: 10, 11, 12, 26, 3, 38, 27
RIP Dan Wheldon
"Fight for Four"- Annalee
You got to have a big gigantic drum kit.
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Post Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:35 pm

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Hmmm... So to be a talented Woman driver you must be good looking?
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Post Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:01 pm

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No. But for the record Johanna Long is attractive.
Cup: 14, 1, 29, 88, 99, 11, 17, 39, 15, 5, 2, 16
NW: 7, 31, 3, 11, 60, 88, 12
Trucks: 9, 88, 3, 7, 17, 31
IRL: 10, 11, 12, 26, 3, 38, 27
RIP Dan Wheldon
"Fight for Four"- Annalee
You got to have a big gigantic drum kit.
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Post Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:25 am

Re: The Jimmie Johnson is filled with awesomeness thread

Hey more media love for Jimmie Johnson. He was voted the best driver of the second quarter. Over Ryan Hunter Reay who btw won three races in a row and went from outside the top five to a commanding points lead! While Johnson hasn't lead the points all season. But it is okay because Johnson is so awesome and Ryan Hunter Reay is just ok!.

Johnson love!
Cup: 14, 1, 29, 88, 99, 11, 17, 39, 15, 5, 2, 16
NW: 7, 31, 3, 11, 60, 88, 12
Trucks: 9, 88, 3, 7, 17, 31
IRL: 10, 11, 12, 26, 3, 38, 27
RIP Dan Wheldon
"Fight for Four"- Annalee
You got to have a big gigantic drum kit.

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