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Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew!

Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:51 pm

Just in case you're a NASCAR fan!

Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew!

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's proposal to employ Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits..

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

Re: Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew!

Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:09 pm

you sound pretty stupid to me...Just Saying

Re: Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew!

Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:27 am

Actually you can google it and find the joke was written in 2009.

Re: Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew!

Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:03 pm

Gee, a lug gun and a jack cost MILLIONS of dollars? Seems a bit pricey to me.

Plus wouldn't they get more cases of Bud from Harvick, since he's sponsored by Budweiser now?
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