thats it!
That is it!
Now you brought down my wrath!
Now I am gonna bring Racer in here to give the full bio of JJ to explain why JJ is better or why he is a champion, but it isnt over there. Ohhhh no!
Then I am gonna have him point at the bio to show this is why he isnt better, it is all because of his past history (yes that would be pointing out why he is better but ignore that) so then we point out he is not better & point at the bio. Which yes means absolutely nothing to the point, but I figure if I always have to read the same responses, then now I will sick him on the JJ fans, & now you have to read a very long post saying nothing.
Then I am trying to figure out how to make this post even longer, but never saying a single point (Peanut Butter & Jelly) while getting as many words into this post. All the while trying to convince you that JJ never won a championship, & lucked into 95% of his good finishes. Bottom line is I am not done typing words on this post yet. So as soon (ribble dibble) you recognize JJ is just a midpacker racing in better equipment than women drivers, because they wont give women drivers good equipment no matter how much funding, which is why Ryan has never won a championship yet. Did Mention JJ's racing Bio yet? Well I am bringing in my expert in to deal with that. He explains nonsense better than I do , but I am learning. So wasnt paying attention is the post long enough for you to think I will never get those minutes back in my life. No well let me continue (the human heart is in the center not on the left side of the body) I am sending someone over to MJ's house to put ducktape over MJ's fingers so I never have to hear JJ & Championship in the same post ever again!
Signed by Ryan "a Rookie of the Year" Newman Fan
The Insecure Schmoopster
P.S. I dont think this post is full enough of jibberish yet so lets continue. (Hotdog wrappers for everyone) Anytime you say anything that could remotely be construed as negative towards Ryan, I am going to repost this post with the full JJ bio to point out why you are wrong. Dont try & make sense of this, it doesnt have too. Just picture me pointing at the JJ Bio page & saying "nope! Your wrong!" In fact just for me to cover all bases. When say something good about Ryan, I will take it as a negative, then I will start this whole post over again pointing at the JJ bio & with a blank look on my face so "nope your wrong" What is the matter with you cant you read? it is all right here in black & white.
Ok I hope this post was long enough stating nothing, but if it isnt please let me know if I can add anything to it.
So to recap, your not allowed to say anything bad about Ryan. In fact your not allowed to say anything about Ryan because if you say he is the greatest driver ever. I will figure out a way to think you are bashing him, & I will go all defensive mode on you!!!! I mean honestly MJ. Have you seen JJ's Bio? It is all right there. It explains it all! Your Wrong, Ryan is Right.
Yeah I know he hasnt said anything, but just know when he does, he is.
Ok now I think it is long enough.
Oh & one more thing ............
