Thu May 12, 2011 8:55 am by peanut1439
There once was a driver named Busch
Who gave Kevin Harvick a push
Got a standing ovation
A fine and probation
Which was more like a smack on the tush
And then there was Kevin Harvick
Who thought he was going to be slick
Got out of his car
But did not go far
When Busch did really dumb trick
The Chevy and the Toyota
Wrecking all the way up to their quota
Instead of a peltin'
They go see Mike Helton
Perhaps they will now share a soda
And even though they were bad boys
NASCAR didn't take away their toys
and on one thing you can bet,
it aint over yet.....
The driver we all know as Happy
Gets out of his car feeling slappy
Goes back to see Busch
Who does the old push
And they both need a beating from Pappy
Those who intentionally live off another’s labor will always want more free stuff!