Post Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:34 pm

Ways you can get your team on TV

Your new pit crew consists entirely of Victoria's Secrets models.
Occasionally,you might want to spin out the pace car.
Instead of pitting under caution,head straight to Victory Lane.
That Mike Helton bobblehead glued to the dashboard ought to do it.
Complete entire race with a monkey in your car.
Change sponsors and paint schemes at the halfway point of the race.
Claim Charlie Sheen is going to be on your pit box on race day.
Make sure you're always in the vicinity of Dale Jr.
Leave pit road with gas can,jack or crewman still attached to the car.
TRY RUNNING UP FRONT FOR A CHANGE.
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