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Post Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:55 pm

I Have Been To #### ...

... and am back... to tell the tale of how hard it was, once again. ( heavy sigh )

I have also discovered that "Hells" physical location is anywhere without internet connections.

My file with the ( un named cable company ) MUST be marked as ...

"This one is MINE ! ! Refer all calls for service or help to any demon, minion, fallen angels, leprechauns, trolls, witches or angry spirits. If none are available, refer the call to the newest and DUMBEST employee, working that day."

Signed... The Devil himself.


Honest to Pete! Who does a girl have to do, to get the internet hooked up these days? ? A hook-up for a hook up? LOL If there was any blame in this matter that belonged to me... I'd take it... but there is none. I have endured over two weeks dealing with the above mentioned, plus the inept, the stupid, the more stupid and how did Moe, Larry & Curly get in there too? It was little old me that found the cable company's problem ... and after the cable was installed by Joey Lagano's younger doppleganger this morning... it finally worked!

So I hope yall enjoyed your little vacation away from me.... but just like an out of work relative... I'm baccckkkkk. ;-)

** Sad.. some are reading, asking "Who are you?" - Others - "Didn't even know you were gone."
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Post Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:22 pm

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I love the internet companies. they are the best, fastest and the brightest but when it comes to talking with the folks who work for them, it is the worst, the slowest and dullest...

Glad you are back
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Post Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:53 pm

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Glad to see you back Smokie my sister!!! I was beginning to think we had to send out a search party for you.

Missed you around here.
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Post Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:36 pm

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Smokie: Email me or PM me your new phone number. I can't find the one you gave me last time.

T.
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Post Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:09 pm

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smokieonefour wrote:... and am back... to tell the tale of how hard it was, once again. ( heavy sigh )

I have also discovered that "Hells" physical location is anywhere without internet connections.

My file with the ( un named cable company ) MUST be marked as ...

"This one is MINE ! ! Refer all calls for service or help to any demon, minion, fallen angels, leprechauns, trolls, witches or angry spirits. If none are available, refer the call to the newest and DUMBEST employee, working that day."

Signed... The Devil himself.


Honest to Pete! Who does a girl have to do, to get the internet hooked up these days? ? A hook-up for a hook up? LOL If there was any blame in this matter that belonged to me... I'd take it... but there is none. I have endured over two weeks dealing with the above mentioned, plus the inept, the stupid, the more stupid and how did Moe, Larry & Curly get in there too? It was little old me that found the cable company's problem ... and after the cable was installed by Joey Lagano's younger doppleganger this morning... it finally worked!

So I hope yall enjoyed your little vacation away from me.... but just like an out of work relative... I'm baccckkkkk. ;-)

** Sad.. some are reading, asking "Who are you?" - Others - "Didn't even know you were gone."
Hee hee hee hee


Well I guess this cable crap is world wide. We just took your same journey and it was far from satisfactory. It's too long a story to get into (it did include the phone service also) but if I had it to do over I'd had advised Larry, Moe and Curly to buzz off. This wasn't an isolated incident was it? The first time the company calls to see if I want an update they will get a lecture they've never had before. Hope things work fine for you from now on.
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Post Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:19 pm

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Well its about time GIRL!!!!! :P Yeah it must have been #### but glad your back lol :D :D
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Post Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:51 pm

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WHAT THE "####" Smokie's Back!!!! :D :D :D :D Image
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Post Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:29 am

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SMOKIE!!! Glad you made it back!! :D :D :D :D

Now that you have your internet back, DON'T CALL THEM TO CHANGE ANYTHING!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:01 pm

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She's back!! Yeah.......... I have a new cable that was installed and supposed to be buried by Time Warner before Valentines day.......two weeks before Daytona..... still not done...... because they can't figure how to put in under our circular drive way and lawn sprinkling system!....... I cannot be the only cable customer with a long circular drive and lawn sprinkling system... At Christmas I think I'll hang lights on it... 8-) :lol: :lol: One thing for sure I am NOT calling them!
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Post Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:27 pm

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Thanks Im4Tony :-) See you in chat! :-)

Thanks Doc :-) Either a search party or a bail fund ? LOL

Thanks TL - I'll hit you up in AOL w/info. Altho... it is posted in the men's club bathroom wall ....I know this because it got written over, so I had to re-post it! :-D ;-)

Thanks NDunn and Annalee for making me feel NOT alone in this. I knew it wasn't me... but was beginning to doubt, at the end. LOL Sorry you have had trouble too - I soooo know the pain... ;-)

Thanks Ryannewman and JSW.... my buds :-)

HH - Thanks but Good Lord! Now you've given me new anxiety! LOL It's not "completed" yet... but thanks for the excellent advice - DONT CALL THEM BACK! LOL (( **Annalee, take note... LOL ))

Guess I'll be scaling, crooked, weak wooden ladders to the 2nd floor, crawling under the place like a navy seal .... except dragging cable cord with me and upsetting all the spiders & critters down there with me... but for the sake of my sanity... it MUST be done! LOL

Just like the chef in Apocalypse now, who got chased by the tiger & kept repeating "Never get off the boat.... never get off the boat..." ... I need to keep repeating to myself, "Never call them again! Never call them again!" Hee hee hee

Hmmm.... maybe an idea for a small biz could be set up ... an intermediary to call the cable companies FOR you ... for people, like me & others, that would like to keep our sanity. :-D

Thanks YALL :-) Missed you ALL and am so glad & at this point, grateful, to be back. :-)
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Post Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:40 pm

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I was wondering what had happened. Thought we were going to have to do a Saving Private Smokie thing or something :P.
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Post Sat Jul 28, 2012 12:15 am

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...gotta' be CommieCast...or X-crementFinity...or whatever the "F" they're callin' it now... :lol:
Nice to see ya' back "on the good foot"... 8-)
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Post Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:42 pm

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I feel your pain! My laptop took a dive in April and i've been living in a cave since.... I miss talking to everyone here and wish I could put my two cents in every now and then...lol Go SMOKE!!!
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Post Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:55 am

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Get that sucker fixed! ;) :D :D
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