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Post Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:43 pm

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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,

'Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots,

But they only know to say one thing.'



'What do they say?' the priest asked.



They say, 'Hi, we're hookers!

Do you want to have some fun?'



'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment......

'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem.

I have two male talking parrots,

which I have taught to pray and read the Bible...

Bring your two parrots over to my house,

and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship,

And your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.'



'Thank you,' the woman responded,

'this may very well be the solution.'



The next day,

She brought her female parrots to the priest's house....

As he ushered her in,

She saw that his two male parrots

were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying...



Impressed,

She walked over and placed her parrots in with them...

After a few minutes,

The female parrots cried out in unison:

Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'



There was stunned silence...

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at

the other male parrot and says...



'Put the beads away, Frank,

Our prayers have been answered !!!
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Post Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:12 pm

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I had forgotten all about this post. rofl
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Maybe if I had seen it last week I wouldn't have gotten purple highlights in my hair Friday. :lol:
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Post Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:03 pm

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Post Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:25 am

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“Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.” ~ John Wayne
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Post Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:26 pm

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That parrot joke was pretty good!
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Post Sat Aug 30, 2014 8:44 pm

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“Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.” ~ John Wayne
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Post Mon Sep 08, 2014 4:04 pm

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From the "You Get What You Pay For" Files.... ( heavy sigh )

So yesterday, I had to run into the Dollar store for ONE thing. I told myself - JUST THE ONE THING and nothing more. Passed some gorgeous fall color coffee cups... and had to stop & admire. "Nothing more" I was telling myself... as I was selecting "just the right ones" ( 2 - one burnt orange & 1 burg ) w/no cracks, marks, chips, etc.

So I walked out with just the one thing ... and 2 new coffee cups. Cleaned them out ...and was excited to use one this morning. Made the coffee...fixed my cup to almost *perfect* taste... took it outside... lit a smoke, lifted coffee cup by handle... and was left, stunned, wet, sticky and holding JUST a handle!!!

The freaking CHEAP BUTT, MADE IN CHINA, PIECE OF CRAP cup completely separated from the handle... with no visible crack! If anyone saw it ( no one did, but some probably heard me yelp LOL ) it would have looked like a comedy sketch or something.

Left holding.... JUST the handle. ‪#‎hopemydaygetsbetter‬
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Post Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:43 pm

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Post Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:56 am

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From Comedian Bob Marley:

I'm doing shows in Florida this week! I mentioned at the show last night that we have many people that leave Maine in the winter and head to Florida. I said "They're called snowbirds or as we call them a__oles"
The place went nuts! Apparently, Florida doesn't like having a flood of geriatrics in January. We call them a__oles because once a "snowbird" gets to Florida their only mission is to call back to New England everyday with the temperature.
"Hi, it's Aunt Treesa. Guess what? It's 87 degrees today"
Yup, that's great...I got shoveling to do &^$%*. My 2nd and 3rd vertebrae just snapped from shoveling and now I can tie my shoes without bending over but thanks for the call you Ole' Sea Hag!
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Post Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:10 pm

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I'm Living my life the way I want to..... Tony Stewart
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Post Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:31 pm

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I love the "Just for Men" part
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Post Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:58 pm

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Post Sat Sep 27, 2014 5:28 pm

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Smokem posted this on Facebook - and it has received a lot of likes, so I thought I'd share it here too. :-)


2011 Ottawa Greek Festival




The dance they are doing is called Hasapiko - and here is a video, showing you the steps, if interested -

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Post Sat Sep 27, 2014 5:46 pm

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When did the Cowboys and Cowgirls teach these Greek folks to line dance?
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