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Post Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:31 pm

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I can operate my TV remote control in complete darkness. I know where every button is. Is that a bad sign or am I "Rainman-ish" or maybe I need to get a gym membership?

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Post Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:42 pm

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:lol:
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Post Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:33 am

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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Will Rogers.....
BS & Brilliance only come with Age & Experience!!
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Retirement>>Now that you can afford expensive jewellery, it's not safe to wear it anywhere. :lol: :lol:
BS & Brilliance only come with Age & Experience!!
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MAN RULES

AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!
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Post Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:04 am

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I like that, Beav. It all makes perfect sense to me. :D
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Post Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:16 am

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Get'in Older :roll:

The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

What er-um, Say that again, I'm :? :? :? :lol: :lol:
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Post Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:05 pm

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WHAT :!: :shock:
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Post Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:13 am

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Gettin Older Part #2 :roll:

You forget names.... But it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!! :roll: :roll:

Plus>>You realize you're never going to be really good at anything.... especially golf. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:02 pm

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We stayed at the Holiday Inn the other night while doing shows. I got bored, stole some rubber gloves from the maids cart and went down to the front desk with them on....
Me "Do you have anything that gets blood out of a carpet?"
Front desk clerk "......what?"
Me whispering "I have a situation"
Front desk clerk "Sir......."
Me ".......APRIL FOOLS DAY!"
Front desk clerk "It's April 5th!!!!! You idiot!"
Me "I know but it's sooooooo predictable on April 1st! I like to hold out a little!"

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Post Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:53 pm

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beaverpond wrote:We stayed at the Holiday Inn the other night while doing shows. I got bored, stole some rubber gloves from the maids cart and went down to the front desk with them on....
Me "Do you have anything that gets blood out of a carpet?"
Front desk clerk "......what?"
Me whispering "I have a situation"
Front desk clerk "Sir......."
Me ".......APRIL FOOLS DAY!"
Front desk clerk "It's April 5th!!!!! You idiot!"
Me "I know but it's sooooooo predictable on April 1st! I like to hold out a little!"

Comedian Bob Marley


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: How Lame Beave :roll: :roll: :roll: It's the 7th of April, U shoulda saved that one for the 31 of April :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :geek:
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Post Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:37 pm

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One of the reasons I have trust issues is raisins in cookies, which are made to look like chocolate chip cookies.
What sadist thought of this? :x
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Post Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:38 pm

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Your mother
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Post Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:42 pm

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:roll: smh
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