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Post Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:25 am

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Aw, geez... here she goes again... giving me a headache. :? ;) :lol:
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Post Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:51 am

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Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -- I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


Husband's Diary:

Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out.
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Post Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:14 am

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Good one, Beaver. More proof that - Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post Sat Nov 17, 2012 2:47 am

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TRUE STORY:


I felt the need to share this because I thought you could use a good laugh.

I saw a picture on Facebook of a coffee mug with Obama's & Biden's faces on it. I made some off the cuff remark that I would like to take the mug out for target practice and I even promised to bring back all the little pieces. Of course I said I would use nothing smaller than a 50 caliber and nothing larger than a bazooka. I was using smiley faces all the way through it and little ha ha ha ha ha ha statements. The woman has no sense of humor.

Oh my freakin' word, did she go over the deep end. I will leave her name out to protect the not so innocent. She said that to even think of such a thing she would have the Secret Service all over me and that she found the whole statement physically threatening.

Then in less than hour later after I got this message, she calls me to advertise The Festival of Lights Festivities on my website and all the special activities that are going with it. Got over that one real fast, didn't she.

I have been running into this so much lately. The conservatives have a sense of humor and not so much for the liberals. More conservatives lose the election this time around and we as conservatives seem to be happier. Why, because...the liberals know that they still need to get past Republican Governor Paul LePage and are not very happy about it. This guy is the type of guy who says what he wants, when he wants, and does not care who he offends along the way. This time around when we elected a governor, we elected a business man and not a politician.
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Post Sat Nov 17, 2012 7:38 am

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HiddenHollow wrote:Good one, Beaver. More proof that - Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


ANNNNNNNNNNNND, there's a certain percentage that are from "Uranus" too 8-) :lol: :lol: :D
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Post Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:08 pm

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Meet Maine 's New Governor - - - In case you haven't heard about this guy before, his name will stick in your mind!

The new Maine Governor, Paul LePage is making New Jersey 's Chris Christie look like an enabler. He isn't afraid to say what he thinks. Judging by the comments, every time he opens his mouth, his popularity goes up.

He brought down the house at his inauguration when he shook his fist toward the media box and said, "You're on notice! I've inherited a financially troubled State to run. Observe . . . cover what we do . . . but don't whine if I don't waste time responding to your every whim just for your amusement."

During his campaign for Governor, he was talking to commercial fishermen who are struggling because of federal fisheries rules. They complained that Obama brought his family to Bar Harbor and Acadia National Park for a long Labor Day holiday and found time to meet with union leaders, but wouldn't talk to the fishermen. LePage replied, "I'd tell him to go to #### and get out of my State." The Lame Stream Media crucified LePage, but he jumped 6 points in the pre-election poll.

The Martin Luther King incident was a political sandbag, which brought him National exposure. The 'lame stream' media crucified him, but word on the street is very positive. The NAACP specifically asked LePage to spend MLK Day visiting black inmates at the Maine State Prison. He told them that he would meet with ALL inmates, regardless of race, if he were to visit the prison. The NAACP balked and then put out a news release claiming falsely that he refused to participate in any MLK events. He read it in the paper for the first time the next morning while being driven to an event and went ballistic because none of the reporters had called him for comment before running the NAACP release.

He arrived at that event and said in front of a TV camera, "If they want to play the race card on me they can kiss my ####!", and he reminded them that he has an adopted black son from Jamaica and that he attended the local MLK Breakfast every year that he was mayor of Waterville. (He started his morning there on MLK Day.)

He then stated that there's a right way and a wrong way to meet with the Governor, and he put all special interests on notice that press releases, media leaks, and all demonstrations would prove to be the wrong way. He said any other group, which acted like the NAACP could expect to be at the bottom of the Governor's priority list!

He then did the following, and judging from local radio talk show callers, his popularity increased even more: The State employees union complained because he waited until 3 P.M. before closing State offices and facilities and sending non-emergency personnel home during the last blizzard. The prior Governor would often close offices for the day with just a forecast before the first flakes. (Each time the State closes for snow, it costs the taxpayers about $1 million in wages for no work in return.)

LePage was CEO of the Marden's chain of discount family bargain retail stores before election as governor. He noted that State employees getting off work early could still find lots of retail stores open to shop. So, he put the State employees on notice by announcing: "If Marden's is open, Maine is open!"

He told State employees: "We live in Maine in the winter, for heaven's sake, and should know how to drive in it. Otherwise, apply for a State job in Florida !"

Governor LePage symbolizes what America needs! Refreshing politicians who aren't self-serving and who exhibit common sense.

THE LAW IS THE LAW!

I really love this one!!

This is one of the best e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over!!!!! HERE IS WHAT Governor LaPage said,

"THE LAW IS THE LAW So "if" the U.S. government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it.

And "if" that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it.

I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law- abiding U.S. citizen

I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions.

I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart.

BUT, he said, "YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE?

Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe Government (Federal, State and Local) and its employees should participate in Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life.

I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving and Easter. After all, it's just another day.

I'd like the" U.S. Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving and Easter as well as Sundays." After all, it's just another day.

I'd like the Senate and the House of Representatives to not have to worry about getting home for the "Christmas Break." After all it's just another day.

I'm thinking a lot of my taxpayer dollars could be saved, if all government offices and services would work on Christmas, Good Friday and Easter. It shouldn't cost any overtime since those would be just like any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be "politically correct."

In fact.... I think our government should work on Sundays (initially set aside for worshipping God . . .) because, after all, our government says that it should be just another day . . ."

What do you all think???? If this idea gets to enough people, maybe our elected officials will stop giving in to the "minority opinions" and begin, once again, to represent the "majority" of ALL of the American people!!

SO BE IT........... Please, Dear Lord, Give us the help needed to keep you in our country! 'Amen' and 'Amen'!

Yup, Gota Luv Him :mrgreen: He speaks is minds and does not care what people think, but God Forbid you misquote him or distort something he says. :twisted:
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Post Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:29 am

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One day, Uncle Joe got fired from his construction job. His
nephew asked him what happened.

"You know what a foreman is?" Uncle Joe asked.

"The one who stands around and watches the other men work?"
the nephew asked. "What's that got to do with it?"

"Well, he just got jealous of me," Uncle Joe explained.
"Everyone thought I was the foreman."
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Post Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:11 am

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Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the school yard. Each was bragging about how great his father was.

The first one said, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow and start to run. I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!"

The second one said, "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"

Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then said: "Sorry, dudes, but MY DAD is the fastest. He's a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30, and he's home by 3:45!"
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Post Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:56 pm

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You may have heard that Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a
workers' strike.But you may not have heard how It was split up. The
State Department hired all the Twinkies, & The Secret Service hired all
the HoHos. The generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes & The voters
sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress. So we can ALL March Foreword..... :shock: Image
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Post Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:51 am

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As a 30-year-old kindergarten teacher was talking to the children seated on the floor around her, she absentmindedly removed her glasses to clean them.

"Wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look really different without your glasses on!"

Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different when she takes her teeth out, too!"
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