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nitrodani

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Jeff Gordon Fires Pit Crew

JEFF GORDON FIRES PIT CREW -- Raleigh , NC Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decis...ion to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Kyle Busch for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower...
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Post Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:16 am

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j Russssshhhhh's over to E-bay to see if those photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower are Up for Bid's!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: ;) :mrgreen:
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nitrodani

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same ol j i know and love!!! LMAO!!
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Post Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:29 pm

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ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one, Dani :!:
"I'll wreck my mom to win a championship. I'll wreck your mom to win a championship." - Tony Stewart, November 17, 2011

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nitrodani

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Post Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:30 pm

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thank ya... give wifey a huggle for me would ya?? miss ya'll..
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Post Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:09 pm

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nitrodani wrote:thank ya... give wifey a huggle for me would ya?? miss ya'll..

Will do!! We'll be back in the fall... sometime!?! I didn't get my GCB on our spring trip. :crying:
"I'll wreck my mom to win a championship. I'll wreck your mom to win a championship." - Tony Stewart, November 17, 2011

"Fight For Four" - Annalee, March 27, 2012

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Post Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:27 pm

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Awwwwwww Dani, U know ur my one & only, (Only if I were single Again) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :) :)
BS & Brilliance only come with Age & Experience!!
Image "Fight For Four" - Annalee, March 27, 2012
Image "STAND UP FOR TONY & SHR"
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Post Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:32 pm

Re: Jeff Gordon Fires Pit Crew

*blushes*
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Post Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:36 pm

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Glad to have ya back Girl :) :) :)
BS & Brilliance only come with Age & Experience!!
Image "Fight For Four" - Annalee, March 27, 2012
Image "STAND UP FOR TONY & SHR"

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