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Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:31 pm

What if?

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:04 pm

The advantage of being color blind is that you can always solve the Rubiks Cube.

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:15 am

I take my wife everywhere..........but she always finds her way home.

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:53 am

jamo14 wrote:I take my wife everywhere..........but she always finds her way home.

I do the same thing. Some times I wonder if it's a good thing or bad...lol

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:23 pm

from the great mind of henny youngman "take my wife please."

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:21 pm

Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:45 pm

justlisa wrote:Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream


So why do you close your eyes when you sneeze?

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:56 pm

NascarNanaOK wrote:
justlisa wrote:Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream


So why do you close your eyes when you sneeze?

to keep them from popping out LOL

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:11 pm

LOL

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:51 pm

a lil backstory here: I always wear Wrangler jeans (13MWZ), sometimes I wear my cowboy hat.

anyhow, this uppity b!tch (leathery looking skin w/ lots of caked on makeup...reminded me of Jimmy Swaggert's wife) asked me where my horse was, I told her it was between my legs and she was too ugly to ride.

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:55 pm

it is all #### and giggles until someone giggles and shits............

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:10 pm

^^^^^^^^best one yet^^^^^^^^

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:16 pm

ty, i thought it made sense, means im hangin round you too much :)

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:19 pm

have you seen "Hall Pass" yet?
there's a funny scene in that movie where this chick is trying to puke (but she's just dry-heaving)... instead she sh!ts all over the bathroom wall.

the epitome of "funny sh!t"

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:51 pm

dude that is gross, but sounds funny, im very low brow so i should enjoy that...........
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