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Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:03 am

The average drunk, despite the sometimes swaggering (and staggering) exterior, is very much capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy and caring. However, these feelings just don't involve anyone else.

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Thu Jun 09, 2011 5:58 am

a once wise drunk said to a girl at the club, "why dont you come home and have sex with me, its gonna happen whether your their or not."

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:37 am

michaeljohn wrote:a wise Japanese man once said " wax on, wax off, daniel son."


...Daniel son wax off... :lol:

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:17 am

if i fart in the woods, does it make a sound?

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:51 pm

Nope just a smell.........pewwwwww!

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:59 pm

and all the woodland creatures run the other way. ;) :lol:

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:20 pm

Lol, I am looking for the words to add somethin' nope got nuthin'!

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:25 pm

lt my farts dont stink!! come over here and ill hold ya down so you can be experienced, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:15 pm

"NO OPEN FLAMES" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:15 pm

As the ole lady says "Hava na da".....

Those that are fans of Everybody Loves Raymond will know what this means.

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:32 pm

When a man is discussing a topic with another man, he is thinking "that's interesting"

When a man is discussing any topic with a woman, he is thinking "that's interesting, now take your top off"

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:35 pm

jamo14 wrote:When a man is discussing a topic with another man, he is thinking "that's interesting"

When a man is discussing any topic with a woman, he is thinking "that's interesting, now take your top off"

ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ... but true

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:35 pm

im shocked jam! i never thought that!

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:41 pm

it's amazing that any of us could scribe out philisophical "deep thoughts"

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:51 pm

If people from Poland are called poles...then why aren't people from Holland called holes??
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