"It's ok Tony, you'll find true love some day." - tony3xchamp2011

""You see that wall over there, you can't miss it. That wall. Please don't hit it next time." "Ok, but you really should speak for yourself."" - Xjeffgordon2011X

"I hate to break it to you Tony, but Cup racing is just too hard for me." - Smoke14Wins

"Don't worry Tony my sponsor GoDaddy has plenty of money for all the cars I have crashed and probably will crash." -

"It's best we end it this way, Tony. Please don't be jealous when you see me crashing cars for another guy......" - BlackFlag

"Where's that smell coming from?" - icurace

"Tony, can I have the keys to the car?" -

"Here we go round in circles(ba bump d bump)" - tiggrrth1

"If you give up the Schlitz your butt will look like mine." -

"My hubby said I could give you a hug now and then, but don't take that the wrong way. And no pinches on the butt." - NascarNanaOK

"Soo! can i drive the 14 for my next race.seems to go faster than myn." - General03

"Well Tony, I heard we had to pose for a picture, since the SHR garage members will vote on who has the better looking butt." - Lisa14

""Ok Tony, I understand the turn left part but how do I keep from hitting the wall??"" -

"SOOOOOO, Tony, Mr. Boss Man, Let's talk about some domain names what do you say???" - 89k5lt1ss

"Take a deep breath Tony, because the bills are only just starting to come in, and YOU pay me for wrecking your cars too? Double Wammy..OUCH!" - andy926

"I think slot racing is fun too!!" -

"I JUST WANTED TO SAY, THANK YOU FOR BELIEVING IN ME!IT'S GONNA BE FUNNY AS HELL WHEN WE SHOW'EM ALL: I GOT THAT! BEING COACHED BY THE BEST" - KAY HUNSUCKER

"Look on the brightside, at least it wasn't me that ran into you at Bristol." - kim92164

"Turning 30 isn't so bad Danica, wait til you hit 40!" - Annalee

"Tony I'll get you another Oreo,I got a whole pack in the car." - kyle28

"Have faith tony,i will improve,i know its alot of money" - limpbiz00555

""Just another day @ the track boss"!!!!!" -

"Wouldn't it be fun to roller skate here Tony?" - ndunn