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Total: 24
#1
"Do you have any paperclips?"
- sousat
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#2
"Can you tell Ryan to slow down on the Tornado snacks?Next time he is gonna pay Roto-Rooter!"
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#3
"What I'm askin' is.....will you whup Cale's butt for me...??"
- BlackFlag
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#4
"How do you go so fast???????"
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#5
"Did ya hear they're gonna put Burger Kings inside Menards?"
- andy926
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#6
"Hey Tony, Gimme the keys I wont tell anyone you let me drive!"
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#7
"Gimmie the keys tony, i can still drive"
- michaeljohn
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#8
"C'mon pretty please ?..let me drive for you ! just one time !..."
- bwchubb
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#9
".....................and the bartender says to the preacher "i thought she was with you" ha ha ha"
- TrswrenchT
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#10
"Let me get one thing right- Tony You are the Stewart in Stewart Haas Racing???"
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#11
"Guy in hat: "OK, so a guy walks into a bar and...." Tony: "Aw geez, this joke AGAIN???""
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#12
"Tell me your secret Tony. What keeps you in shape?"
- icurace
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#13
"Donnie: "...and then I told Bobby they were from Darrell Waltrip. First time I'd ever seen Darrell's legs run as fast as his mouth.""
- Smoke14TS
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#14
"You want me to shove that Golden Horse Shoe farther up his butt? Alright !!!!!!"
- peanut1439
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#15
"Hey Tony, let me run a late model at Eldora this year. I'm better than Red."
- psusnyder
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#16
"OK Tony, I think the right to know... the secret is..."
- muskrat3
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#17
"Come on Tony. I taught you everything you know. Please let me drive the car!"
- racinggal29
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#18
"Tony! Let's discuss what ole DW will be driving at Eldora for the Prelude!"
- smokes1smokette
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#19
"C'mon Tony, if you won't let me drive, at least let me be your wingman later!"
-
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#20
"Ha, Ha, I just ate your Burger King burger."
- ndunn
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#21
"Tony listening closely but what is he really thinking? I sure hope Ryan doesn't take my parking spot."
- slnascar
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#22
"Tony, I just paid $95.00 to fill up my pickup. Can you get me a discount card from your sponsor?"
- Shifty
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#23
"Hey Tony, I'll buy you some Burger King if you win Talladega..."
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#24
"That hot chick in the parking lot wrote her number on my hand , can you believe it ?"
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