"Do you have any paperclips?" - sousat

"Can you tell Ryan to slow down on the Tornado snacks?Next time he is gonna pay Roto-Rooter!" -

"What I'm askin' is.....will you whup Cale's butt for me...??" - BlackFlag

"How do you go so fast???????" -

"Did ya hear they're gonna put Burger Kings inside Menards?" - andy926

"Hey Tony, Gimme the keys I wont tell anyone you let me drive!" -

"Gimmie the keys tony, i can still drive" - michaeljohn

"C'mon pretty please ?..let me drive for you ! just one time !..." - bwchubb

".....................and the bartender says to the preacher "i thought she was with you" ha ha ha" - TrswrenchT

"Let me get one thing right- Tony You are the Stewart in Stewart Haas Racing???" -

"Guy in hat: "OK, so a guy walks into a bar and...." Tony: "Aw geez, this joke AGAIN???"" -

"Tell me your secret Tony. What keeps you in shape?" - icurace

"Donnie: "...and then I told Bobby they were from Darrell Waltrip. First time I'd ever seen Darrell's legs run as fast as his mouth."" - Smoke14TS

"You want me to shove that Golden Horse Shoe farther up his butt? Alright !!!!!!" - peanut1439

"Hey Tony, let me run a late model at Eldora this year. I'm better than Red." - psusnyder

"OK Tony, I think the right to know... the secret is..." - muskrat3

"Come on Tony. I taught you everything you know. Please let me drive the car!" - racinggal29

"Tony! Let's discuss what ole DW will be driving at Eldora for the Prelude!" - smokes1smokette

"C'mon Tony, if you won't let me drive, at least let me be your wingman later!" -

"Ha, Ha, I just ate your Burger King burger." - ndunn

"Tony listening closely but what is he really thinking? I sure hope Ryan doesn't take my parking spot." - slnascar

"Tony, I just paid $95.00 to fill up my pickup. Can you get me a discount card from your sponsor?" - Shifty

"Hey Tony, I'll buy you some Burger King if you win Talladega..." -

"That hot chick in the parking lot wrote her number on my hand , can you believe it ?" -