"How long does it take Tony to go to Burger King?" - andy926

"Im so glad that Im not on Dale jr's pit crew. Woohoo!" - 14Smoke14

""I hate sitting in time out..."" - Launch39

"They said I had to sit here and protect the tires, but why do I have to wear these gloves, they don't even match my uniform." - psusnyder

"Woah, check out Jessica Zemken!" -

"They told me i could hear tonys' play list with these things in my ears..." - bwchubb

"I can't believe nobody thinks I look like Denny Hamlin!" - barnes1439

"Tell Tony to chill out!I'm from Wisconsin,we are on strike!" -

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful........" - BlackFlag

"Hey look there is danica patrick" -

""...and that's the way we roll."" - star14stewart

"Now, this is how you earn a paycheck!" - Oilfield-Trash

""If Tony would let me have a beer, I'd be set"" - General03

""im ready for my close up Mr. Demile."" - michaeljohn

"This music sucks!" -

"Why can't I be Tony Stewart?" - icurace

"A whole day for two laps, what was Mville thinking? We won't even use these tires today." - NascarNanaOK

"" Man Tony gets all the babes!!!!!!!!"" - smoken14girl

"Hi, I'm Smoke's rear tire changer-- Smoke put me in Time out for not listening to him!!!!" -

"So glad I'm not Gas Man this season!" -

"Go straight ...Turn left........Go straight......Turn left........Go straight.......turn left.... go straight.... turn lef...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" - TrswrenchT

""Heres looking at you babe"" - justlisa

"Yeah, let's just see Cupcake try to win another race when we've got his tires right here!" -

"You have to look "Cool" when you're tire(d)..." - SmokeRising

"I make this look GOOD!" - racinggal29

"Hey baby. i have rubber" -