"Hey Rick, I love you man. By the way, what's Jimmy's Kryptonite? And is that a Burger King?" - andy926

"Hey Tony, So how did you really lose the 15 pounds!!!" -

"Hey rick can you slow jimmy do a bit for us to catch him" -

"Hey we both know I should have got you instead of Dale Jr but oh well!" - 14Smoke14

""OOWWWWWWWWW PRESSURE POINT!!..........PRESSURE POINT!!!!"" - TrswrenchT

"Just think........someday, son..........ALL this will be YOURS!" - BlackFlag

"Tony, Your getting the engines jimmy used to get this year, NOT. Thought you would like that one." - barnes1439

""It's my engine in that car, I gave them that engine and that's what my boys are pushing"" - SmokeFan14

"That's funny rick, You want me to sell cars for you !?" - bwchubb

""Your engines do run better with Mobile 1 instead of that Quaker State crap you put in!"" -

""VIVAAAAAAAA LAS VEGAS!"" - Smoke14TS

""Rick you do know im gonna beat Jimmy this year right?"" - DURAMAX14

""tony. please remove your hand from my backside."" - michaeljohn

"... And then I told Dale Jr that all my drivers receive equal equipment!" -

"Hey Rick, those engines are still buy one get one free, right?" - ryandallasga

"Tony, I sure hope they are soon done taking our picture. God! What did you eat for lunch." - psusnyder

"I'd be laughing my butt off too if I got caught doing that on camera!! What were you thinking Tony?" - icurace

""Hey Tony, Why did Jimmy cross the road? ........ To get to victory lane, of course." "Good one Rick, but not this year!"" - darrellchaloupka

"You take Danika and I'll take Kasey and we'll put up a blockade like they do in roller derby." - NascarNanaOK

"Hey Mr Hendrick, you see how fast I went past Kyle. Comming through,HE HE!" -

""Did the 48 really just lose control and hit the wall in qualifying? I got the pole."" - smoke14wfu

"Wow, you're right Tony, Jimmie and Jeff would make cute showgirls!" -

"Now son dont get to big for your brittches" - limpbiz00555