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Total: 21
#1
"I bet you I can go around this track backwards faster than Dale Jr can fowards!"
- 14Smoke14
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#2
"Hi, My name is Ryan, and I'll be your server today. Can I start you off with some Tornado's?"
- andy926
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#3
"I KNOW who our sponsor is, but I still don't like you guys referring to me as the 'driver's side windbag'!"
- BlackFlag
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#4
"Man, that last Tornado had too much jalapino."
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#5
"I still say the ones with the chicken and black beans is the best !!!"
-
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#6
"OK, for the last time, who ate my last tornado. Was it Tony?"
- barnes1439
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#7
""Are you serious?! Tony took MY car to go buy some tornados?!""
- TrswrenchT
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#8
"Make sure I get my Tornado on the 3rd pit stop!"
- 14SHRfan39
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#9
"I am no longer "The Rocket"... They now call me the "Indiana Tornado"! I know it doesn't sound as cool but it's all about the Sponsors boys"
- arcticsmoke
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#10
"Now, if pillar strength equals "a" & joint strength equals "b", and the coefficient of square roof area & tubular strength equals "c" ..."
- MichaelOsceola
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#11
"TAKE COVER there's a TORNADO COMING!!!!!! Wait a minute thats Tony in MY CAR!!!!!!!!"
- Smoke_Rocks14
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#12
"Hey, don't talk about my Tornadoes like that"
- icurace
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#13
"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
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#14
"I'm suppose to fly past him how?"
- Smoke14Wins
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#15
"Ah, Make that a Large"
- Smoke1
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#16
""Go ahead...pull my finger!""
- star14stewart
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#17
"I read the SHR blogs, and that MJ is one smart cat....."
- michaeljohn
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#18
"No there's nothing in my eye. Brooklyn had me up all night."
- psusnyder
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#19
"Now hold on a minute,i"m telling tony about this,im not taking on 2 tires,i want 4"
- limpbiz00555
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#20
"Hey, instead of victory donuts, we can do, 'victory tornados'...do you think tony will buy it ?"
- bwchubb
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#21
"I'm tellin' you, once those Tornadoes digest they give a whole new meaning to calling me "Rocket Man.""
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