"I bet you I can go around this track backwards faster than Dale Jr can fowards!" - 14Smoke14

"Hi, My name is Ryan, and I'll be your server today. Can I start you off with some Tornado's?" - andy926

"I KNOW who our sponsor is, but I still don't like you guys referring to me as the 'driver's side windbag'!" - BlackFlag

"Man, that last Tornado had too much jalapino." -

"I still say the ones with the chicken and black beans is the best !!!" -

"OK, for the last time, who ate my last tornado. Was it Tony?" - barnes1439

""Are you serious?! Tony took MY car to go buy some tornados?!"" - TrswrenchT

"Make sure I get my Tornado on the 3rd pit stop!" - 14SHRfan39

"I am no longer "The Rocket"... They now call me the "Indiana Tornado"! I know it doesn't sound as cool but it's all about the Sponsors boys" - arcticsmoke

"Now, if pillar strength equals "a" & joint strength equals "b", and the coefficient of square roof area & tubular strength equals "c" ..." - MichaelOsceola

"TAKE COVER there's a TORNADO COMING!!!!!! Wait a minute thats Tony in MY CAR!!!!!!!!" - Smoke_Rocks14

"Hey, don't talk about my Tornadoes like that" - icurace

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?" -

"I'm suppose to fly past him how?" - Smoke14Wins

"Ah, Make that a Large" - Smoke1

""Go ahead...pull my finger!"" - star14stewart

"I read the SHR blogs, and that MJ is one smart cat....." - michaeljohn

"No there's nothing in my eye. Brooklyn had me up all night." - psusnyder

"Now hold on a minute,i"m telling tony about this,im not taking on 2 tires,i want 4" - limpbiz00555

"Hey, instead of victory donuts, we can do, 'victory tornados'...do you think tony will buy it ?" - bwchubb

"I'm tellin' you, once those Tornadoes digest they give a whole new meaning to calling me "Rocket Man."" -