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#1
"Tony, do you think I can pull off the scruffy beard thing, or no?"
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#2
"It's called a sippy straw!"
- RedSmokenHot14
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#3
"Have you heard about Carl Edwards? He's going to do a backflip WITH his car this weekend."
- anim8r1
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#4
"Tony, ya gotta try this bottle of Mobil1 racing juice. It's amazing!!"
- phamworks
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#5
"No, I'm cooler!"
- phamo
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#6
"Ryan, You're not still using Old Spice, are you?"
- smokes1smokette
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#7
""the black firesuit makes me look slim.""
- WoodyMania
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#8
""Tony remember, I'm a Daytona 500 winner.""
- Vicki
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#9
"Tony, you really need try these new smoothies. I hear Mark Martin swears by them!"
- belle1010
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#10
"Just because you lost 15lbs Tony, don't think I'm gonna!"
- arcticsmoke
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#11
"" OK Tony, but I think there must be a better place to have a Team meeting.""
- SmokeRising
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#12
"No Tony, you are not borrowing Brooklyn to see if she will help you pick up women!"
- longtimetonyfan
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#13
"So, are you going to take out Jimmie Johnson this year or am I?"
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#14
"Tony you said that I could drive the Office Depot/Mobile I car #14, if I were a good boy during the off season."
- ddvito
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#15
"Stare at me all you want, Tony, I'm not going to confess to eating the last Tornado"
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#16
"Okay Tony, if you say "Hellooo Newman!" one more time, I'm gonna start calling you Jerry!"
- ismellsmoke
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#17
"No, Tony, I didnt take this sippy from the baby......"
- cjlarsen68
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#18
"Hey boss, is this a good time to talk to you about giving me a raise?"
- g414
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#19
""Tony, are you sure it's your turn to win the Daytona 500?""
- darrellchaloupka
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#20
""Did you slip exlax in my drink again Tony?""
- mantishead
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#21
"Newman, be a man and give up that darn sippy cup!"
- pumpkin089
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#22
"Boss, I am just trying to help you. Ya know that Whopper you were hiding? Well...."
- 14SHRfan39
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#23
"Hey boss, no we can't swap cars or pit crews...just because Hendrick did it does not mean we have to."
- beaverpond
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#24
"Tony- no matter how much you stare at me I will not let you drink from my cup. Get your own."
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#25
"Hey Tony You Sure Have a Crazy Plan Stewing up there in that brain Of yours Spill it !!"
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#26
""I swear Boss,,, I came out of the Transport and was attacked by 12 of JJ's Ninjas... I wasn't late to the Team Meeting on purpose....""
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#27
"" I don't care if you are the boss, you push me across the finish line and we both win ;-) ""
- TrswrenchT
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#28
"Hey Tony did you hear... I just did an amazing backflip like Carl Edwards!"
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#29
"Oh..so we make left turns.."
- smokin 14
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#30
"No! You'll lose your "Gillette Young Gun" eligibility, and that would cost you extra $$$$$$$$!"
- fshinc
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#31
"Are you serious ? I 'm gonna need a little more than this for lunch..."
- bud_one
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#32
""Yes Boss, I am drinking a Coke from my sippy cup! I know sponsors are extremely important and it should have the label! I'll go fix it!""
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#33
"SoTony, do you think I could get a pay raise?"
- woody1965
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#34
"Tony, sucking out of this straw made my lips stay in this awkard puckering shape..."
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#35
"This was your Chocolate Smoothie"
- psusnyder
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#36
"I wanted CHEESE on that burger!!!"
- 39_newman
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#37
"You sure it's 3/4th water, 3 Goodies Headache powders, & a drop of ____. Ok ok, I won't give the secret out."
- Smoke14Wins
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#38
"Tony, "Your dirt track or Daytona either way I'm going to win!""
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#39
"Tony, you follow and I will lead"
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#40
""Less filling!" "Tastes great!" "Less FILLING!!" "Tastes GREAT!!""
- BlackFlag
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#41
"Um..you mean that was your BK whopper I just ate?"
- Launch39
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#42
"Boss, What did you spike this with?"
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#43
"Ok. 1st one to blink loses!"
- herbie14
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#44
"Okay, water bottles at ten paces, I dare you."
- Steph
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#45
"Not??? That baby face will never cut it."
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#46
"Tony ,I told you I needed a cold beer,not water."
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#47
"Tony i see what your saying now,that guys a jerk"
- limpbiz00555
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#48
""Ya say alls I gotta do is win a race to get that Bonus?!!""
- mclark8750
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#49
"This is the last time I am going to say this....I am sorry that I won the Daytona 500 before you boss."
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#50
"Running the Daytona 500 is great. Finishing P1, P2, PRICELESS!! Lets go racing."
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#51
"Let me explain the physics of bump drafting in a turn."
- NASCARNan
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#52
"The diet thing may be working for you, Boss, but I am hungry."
- onerockindoc
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#53
"You should have smelled that diaper!! The bus will never be the same!!!"
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#54
"Ryan: "ok Boss pay attention this time...I want a Stuffed Steakhouse burger with everything..large fries, and a kids chocolate shake""
- anniecakes
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#55
"How did the hair go from Ryan's head to Tony's chin?"
- nascardinal
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#56
"Tony follow me and I will show you how to win a Datona 500!!!!!"
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#57
"Guess what Tony I stole this smoothy from Brooklyn."
- ndunn
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#58
"Ok boss, all we gotta do is the two-car tango."
- WildWolverine8
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#59
"Whoever blinks first....GO!"
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#60
"Don't look at me like that Tony! You're scaring me."
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#61
"What's with the look Tony??!!! I've heard you say " I wasn't doing my job if I didn't try and beat you" That's all I'm sayin!!!"
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#62
"Tony are you sure if I drink this I will Lose weight like you?"
- 3usarmy9
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#63
"Where the heck is my Whopper!?!?"
- Smoke_Rocks14
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#64
"Tony, I talked to Chrissy about the babysitting thing, are you sure you know how to change a diaper?"
- icurace
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#65
"NO I can't cover your shift at Burger King tomorrow. You're only my boss here and you can;t make me."
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#66
"You've really gotta try this slurpy. It goes great with pizza."
- fordacres
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#67
""Darn it, Tony, stop looking at me like that! I TOLD you I'm sorry for running over your Oreos!""
- azk8ster
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#68
""No Ryan, pout all you want, you still have to drink from a sippy. The crew is not going to keep cleaning up your mess."
- eaglei
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#69
"Honest its brooklyns sippy cup tony!"
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#70
"Uhh oh Tony's giving me the "What did you do stare""
- austin024
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#71
"I'm tired of the staring contest, can we play thumb wars?"
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