"Tony, do you think I can pull off the scruffy beard thing, or no?" -

"It's called a sippy straw!" - RedSmokenHot14

"Have you heard about Carl Edwards? He's going to do a backflip WITH his car this weekend." - anim8r1

"Tony, ya gotta try this bottle of Mobil1 racing juice. It's amazing!!" - phamworks

"No, I'm cooler!" - phamo

"Ryan, You're not still using Old Spice, are you?" - smokes1smokette

""the black firesuit makes me look slim."" - WoodyMania

""Tony remember, I'm a Daytona 500 winner."" - Vicki

"Tony, you really need try these new smoothies. I hear Mark Martin swears by them!" - belle1010

"Just because you lost 15lbs Tony, don't think I'm gonna!" - arcticsmoke

"" OK Tony, but I think there must be a better place to have a Team meeting."" - SmokeRising

"No Tony, you are not borrowing Brooklyn to see if she will help you pick up women!" - longtimetonyfan

"So, are you going to take out Jimmie Johnson this year or am I?" -

"Tony you said that I could drive the Office Depot/Mobile I car #14, if I were a good boy during the off season." - ddvito

"Stare at me all you want, Tony, I'm not going to confess to eating the last Tornado" -

"Okay Tony, if you say "Hellooo Newman!" one more time, I'm gonna start calling you Jerry!" - ismellsmoke

"No, Tony, I didnt take this sippy from the baby......" - cjlarsen68

"Hey boss, is this a good time to talk to you about giving me a raise?" - g414

""Tony, are you sure it's your turn to win the Daytona 500?"" - darrellchaloupka

""Did you slip exlax in my drink again Tony?"" - mantishead

"Newman, be a man and give up that darn sippy cup!" - pumpkin089

"Boss, I am just trying to help you. Ya know that Whopper you were hiding? Well...." - 14SHRfan39

"Hey boss, no we can't swap cars or pit crews...just because Hendrick did it does not mean we have to." - beaverpond

"Tony- no matter how much you stare at me I will not let you drink from my cup. Get your own." -

"Hey Tony You Sure Have a Crazy Plan Stewing up there in that brain Of yours Spill it !!" -

""I swear Boss,,, I came out of the Transport and was attacked by 12 of JJ's Ninjas... I wasn't late to the Team Meeting on purpose...."" -

"" I don't care if you are the boss, you push me across the finish line and we both win ;-) "" - TrswrenchT

"Hey Tony did you hear... I just did an amazing backflip like Carl Edwards!" -

"Oh..so we make left turns.." - smokin 14

"No! You'll lose your "Gillette Young Gun" eligibility, and that would cost you extra $$$$$$$$!" - fshinc

"Are you serious ? I 'm gonna need a little more than this for lunch..." - bud_one

""Yes Boss, I am drinking a Coke from my sippy cup! I know sponsors are extremely important and it should have the label! I'll go fix it!"" -

"SoTony, do you think I could get a pay raise?" - woody1965

"Tony, sucking out of this straw made my lips stay in this awkard puckering shape..." -

"This was your Chocolate Smoothie" - psusnyder

"I wanted CHEESE on that burger!!!" - 39_newman

"You sure it's 3/4th water, 3 Goodies Headache powders, & a drop of ____. Ok ok, I won't give the secret out." - Smoke14Wins

"Tony, "Your dirt track or Daytona either way I'm going to win!"" -

"Tony, you follow and I will lead" -

""Less filling!" "Tastes great!" "Less FILLING!!" "Tastes GREAT!!"" - BlackFlag

"Um..you mean that was your BK whopper I just ate?" - Launch39

"Boss, What did you spike this with?" -

"Ok. 1st one to blink loses!" - herbie14

"Okay, water bottles at ten paces, I dare you." - Steph

"Not??? That baby face will never cut it." -

"Tony ,I told you I needed a cold beer,not water." - Flagman57o

"Tony i see what your saying now,that guys a jerk" - limpbiz00555

""Ya say alls I gotta do is win a race to get that Bonus?!!"" - mclark8750

"This is the last time I am going to say this....I am sorry that I won the Daytona 500 before you boss." -

"Running the Daytona 500 is great. Finishing P1, P2, PRICELESS!! Lets go racing." -

"Let me explain the physics of bump drafting in a turn." - NASCARNan

"The diet thing may be working for you, Boss, but I am hungry." - onerockindoc

"You should have smelled that diaper!! The bus will never be the same!!!" -

"Ryan: "ok Boss pay attention this time...I want a Stuffed Steakhouse burger with everything..large fries, and a kids chocolate shake"" - anniecakes

"How did the hair go from Ryan's head to Tony's chin?" - nascardinal

"Tony follow me and I will show you how to win a Datona 500!!!!!" -

"Guess what Tony I stole this smoothy from Brooklyn." - ndunn

"Ok boss, all we gotta do is the two-car tango." - WildWolverine8

"Whoever blinks first....GO!" -

"Don't look at me like that Tony! You're scaring me." -

"What's with the look Tony??!!! I've heard you say " I wasn't doing my job if I didn't try and beat you" That's all I'm sayin!!!" -

"Tony are you sure if I drink this I will Lose weight like you?" - 3usarmy9

"Where the heck is my Whopper!?!?" - Smoke_Rocks14

"Tony, I talked to Chrissy about the babysitting thing, are you sure you know how to change a diaper?" - icurace

"NO I can't cover your shift at Burger King tomorrow. You're only my boss here and you can;t make me." -

"You've really gotta try this slurpy. It goes great with pizza." - fordacres

""Darn it, Tony, stop looking at me like that! I TOLD you I'm sorry for running over your Oreos!"" - azk8ster

""No Ryan, pout all you want, you still have to drink from a sippy. The crew is not going to keep cleaning up your mess." - eaglei

"Honest its brooklyns sippy cup tony!" -

"Uhh oh Tony's giving me the "What did you do stare"" - austin024

"I'm tired of the staring contest, can we play thumb wars?" -