Boudreaux was out in da field talkin' wit his frien Thibodeaux. Thibodeaux said "Boudreaux , you see
dat ole barn out dere? Well man, its completely infestered wit rats. I tried everything I know an can't
get rid of dem."
Boudreaux say, "Thibodeaux, I know xactly how to get rid of dem rats. You gotta get you one of dem
bull constriptors." Thibodeaux say, Whats a bull constriptor?". Boudreaux explains, "Man dats one of dem big ole snakes and he loves to eat rats and swallers dem whole, all at once".
Well, da nex day Thibodeaux went down to Kliberts reptile farm and bought him da biggest bull
constripter dat dey got. He brought dat snake to da barn an let him loose right in da middle and
just sat dere and watched. Well, Thibodeaux was watchin' for a long time, I mean long, an dere
wasn't nuttin ' happening. Dat big ole snake jus curled up hisself in da middle of dat barn and
slept all day. He didn't even move and dem rats jus run all around.
So Thibodeaux got real frustrated and he called up Boudreaux on da phone, "Boudreaux, man
dats some bad advice bout dat snake.Dem rats is still runnin' all around and dat snake jus lays dere sleepin' all day long." Boudreaux says, "Man, Thibodeaux, I know just what to do. Give dat snake
some Viagra." Thibodeaux say, "What! Viagra! What's dat gonna do?" Boudreaux say,"I was
just listening to da radio and de man say dat Viagra is da best ting to use for a reptile dysfunction." |